Projected
12 Fans for Mexecho
by 2050 if policy agreements fail
San Francisco, CA
Currently, 1 out of one billion people are considered fans of the wrestling
Surf Rock trio Mexecho.
This calculates to a total of 6 fans throughout the world.
Depending on certain population policies, the band has a chance to double
it's current fan base to a total of 12 in the next 50 years. However,
if all UN-agreed policies are implemented, the band will have to settle
with 8 fans.
The sweaty power trio is currently balancing their time between the
ring and the studio and hope to record a coherent song soon. They
are really hoping the population policies fail so they can pile-drive
more people with dissonant chord progressions. |
